Friday, April 24, 2009

Madame Zaritska better be wrong

There's a "just for fun" website where Madame Zaritska (a virtual clairvoyant) predicts your birth experience based on how you answer a number of questions. All I can say is, holy cow she'd better be wrong:
"The day you deliver, outside will be bright. Your baby will arrive in the middle of the night. After a labor lasting approximately 24 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 15 pounds, 14 ounces, and will be 18-1/2 inches long. This child will have light violet eyes and barely there blonde hair."
Of course, last time (with hilltot) she predicted a girl too. And I'm not so sure how it will be "bright" outside, as well as the middle of the night. Full moon? Hence the huge baby? And seriously, can anyone see me giving birth to a blonde baby?

I did it again (is that against the rules?) and this is what I got the second time:
"The day you deliver, outside will be sunny. Your baby will arrive in the late evening. After a labor lasting approximately 40 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 8 pounds, 3 ounces, and will be 20-1/2 inches long. This child will have medium gray eyes and a lot of brown hair."
That sounds a little more reasonable (actually, it sounds a lot like hilltot), although I can do without the 40 hour labor...

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